AS REGIONAL MANAGER OF THE BEST BUY, ONE CAN ONLY ASSUME THAT BEST BUY-CHAN WAS BORN WITH THAT NAME BECAUSE SHE WAS DESTINED TO MANAGE A BEST BUY. UNFORTUNATELY FOR HER, THIS IS TRUE. NO ONE IS SUPER CLEAR ON WHY, EXACTLY, SHE REFUSES TO LEAVE THAT JOB, BUT NOT A SOUL IN NU MICHIGAN COULD SAY SHE'S NOT DEDICATED TO IT.
NO ONE IS SUPER CLEAR ON HOW LONG SHE'S BEEN WORKING THERE EITHER. IN FACT, NO ONE KNOWS EXACTLY WHEN THERE EVEN STARTED BEING A BEST BUY THERE, BUT IT STIMULATES THE ECONOMY SO NO ONE'S COMPLAINING.
WHEN SHE'S NOT WORKING THE COUNTER OR TRYING TO SELL YOU THE NEW IPAD (WHICH IS TO SAY, RARELY ), BEST BUY-CHAN CAN BE FOUND IN CHRYSANTHEMUM ANTIQUES WITH HER WIFE JU HUA, OR KILLING BLOODMIND ACOLYTES THAT GET TOO CLOSE TO HER ESTABLISHMENT. SHE HAS A CHIP ON HER SHOULDER ABOUT HER EMPLOYEES THAT NATHAN'S EATEN.
NAME: BEST BUY-CHAN
AGE: ???
GENDER: FEMALE
PRONOUNS: SHE, HER, HERS, THEY, THEM, THEIRS
JOB: REGIONAL MANAGER OF, AS FAR AS ANYONE KNOWS, THE ONLY BEST BUY IN NU MICHIGAN. OR ANYWHERE, FOR THAT MATTER. FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES, SHE IS BEST BUY.
SPECIES: UNDERGROUND HUMANOID
RELATIONSHIPS: JU HUA (MARRIED), CHIE (ADOPTED DAUGHTER), DHARUI (RELUCTANT FRIENDS), NATHAN (ARCH NEMESIS)
LIKES:
- MUSICALS (SECRETLY)
- JU HUA & CHIE
- TECH NEWSLETTERS
- BEING GOOD AT HER JOB
- HELPING OUT IN HER
COMMUNITY
- NEWPORTS
- RESIDENT EVIL GAMES
- JUNGLE DRUMS 'N BASS
HOBBIES:
LISTENING TO:
- HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
SOUNDTRACK
- FEMTANYL
- KILO KISH
- LEMON DEMON
- MF DOOM
- GREEN DAY
- KENDRICK LAMAR
- GIRLS RITUALS
- CODING & PROGRAMMING
- PLAYIN VIDEO GAMES
- DRESSING LIKE A TEENAGE BOY
- HELPING JU HUA WITH HER NIGHT ROUTINE
- HELPING JU HUA WITH ANYTHING SHE NEEDS, REALLY
- POURING THE OCCASIONAL BUCKET OF HOLY WATER INTO THE CULT HOLE, JUST TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
- SELLING YOU (YOU!!!!!) THIS BRAND NEW MACBOOK 273
- HELPING CHIE WITH MATH WORK
