NAME: BENJAMIN "JIM" SPIDEREYES

AGE: 342

GENDER: MALE

PRONOUNS: HE, HIM, HIS

STATUS: ALIVE

JOB: DEMOCRATICALLY ;-) ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE UNDERGROUND NATION OF NU MICHIGAN

SPECIES: WHITE BANDED CRAB SPIDER

RELATIONSHIPS: MAGDALENA (MARRIED), NATHAN AND DHARUI (FRIENDS, BUSINESS PARTNERS), THE WORMS (ENEMIES)

BENJAMIN (ALTHOUGH NO ONE CALLS HIM THAT EXCEPT FOR BEST BUY-CHAN) ISHAAN SPIDEREYES IS A DECEPTIVELY INTELLIGENT WHITE BANDED CRAB SPIDER, AND THE NEWLY ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE INDEPENDANT STATE OF NU MICHIGAN. HE WON ON A STAUNCHLY ANTI-WORM, ANTI-HUMAN CAMPAIGN, AS WELL AS THE PROMISE THAT HE WILL CAUSE SEVERE INFLATION OF THE ECONOMY. SO FAR THROUGHOUT HIS TENURE AS FIRST PRESIDENT OF NU MICHIGAN, JIM HAS SURVIVED 27 ASSASINATION ATTEMPTS, AND SAYS HE PLANS TO MAKE THAT 28.

JIM IS IRRITATINGLY CHARISMATIC, WHICH IS PROBABLY A LARGE PART OF WHY HE WON NU MICHIGAN'S FIRST EVER ELECTION. WELL, THAT AND THE BRIBERY, THE BLACKMAIL, AND THE MURDER, PROBABLY.

PRESENTLY, JIM LIVES WITH HIS WIFE AND VICE PRESIDENT (NOT SURE HOW THAT WAS ALLOWED!) MAGDALENA BATISTE IN AN APARTMENT COMPLEX BY THE NU MICHIGAN HARBOR. THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS INHERENTLY ENDEARING AND CHARMING TO PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE, EVEN THEIR MOST VEHEMENT POLITICAL DETRACTORS.

JIM IS... GENERALLY CONSIDERED SAFE TO APPROACH. IF YOU SEEM EVEN SLIGHTLY SKEPTICAL OF HIS POLITICAL POSITIONS, HE IS LIKELY TO FEED YOU TO THE CULT HOLE. DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.

LISTENING TO:

HOBBIES:

LIKES: