NAME: NATHAN. NO KNOWN LAST NAME. HE'S NATHAN.
AGE: UNKNOWN. IMMORTAL, UNDEAD, OLD.
GENDER: NATHAN.
PRONOUNS: HE, HIM, HIS
STATUS: AS ALIVE AS A GUY WITH PART OF HIS BRAIN
EXPOSED CAN BE, I GUESS.
JOB: CEO OF BLOODMIND LLC, "CULT LEADER"
(HE DENOUNCES THE TITLE.), POLITICAL ALLY
OF THE MOON PARTY
SPECIES: NATHAN.
RELATIONSHIPS: DHARUI (MARRIED), JIM AND
MAGDALENA (FRIENDS, BUSINESS PARTNERS), BEST
BUY-CHAN (MORTAL NEMESIS)
MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW VERY MUCH ABOUT NATHAN, THOUGH NOT
BECAUSE HE'S PARTICULARLY SECRETIVE. HE'S JUST A
LITTLE DIFFICULT FOR MOST PEOPLE TO COMPREHEND.
NATHAN IS THE CEO AND FOUNDER OF BLOODMIND LLC.
PEOPLE ONLY REALLY DESCRIBE BLOODMIND AS "A COMPANY",
BECAUSE NO ONE REALLY KNOWS WHAT THEY DO. SOME PEOPLE SAY
ACCOUNTING, SOME PEOPLE SAY LEGAL HELP, MOST PEOPLE SAY
MONEY LAUNDERING.
NATHAN'S ORIGINS ARE UNKNOWN, PROBABLY EVEN TO HIM.
HE'S NEVER BEEN ABOVE GROUND AND ALWAYS SAYS HE NEVER WILL
UNLESS SOMETHING GOES SERIOUSLY WRONG. HE SOMETIMES JOKES
THAT GOD PUT HIM ON EARTH TO END MORMONISM.
ASIDE FROM HIS POSITION AS BILLIONAIRE BAD BOY
(OR WHATEVER) NATHAN IS THE LEADER OF WHAT COULD BE
GENEROUSLY REFERRED TO AS A NEW AGE SPIRITUAL MOVEMENT
OR LESS GENEROUSLY, A NOMADIC DEATH CULT. WHEN NOT EVADING
HIS TAXES, NATHAN AND HIS PARISHONERS CAN BE FOUND SETTING
UP SHOP UNDER HUMAN SETTLEMENTS TO FEED ON THEIR VIOLENCE.
DESPITE HIS CHARMING AND FRIENDLY DISPOSITION, NATHAN
SHOULD PROBABLY NOT BE APPROACHED. HE HAS A LONG TRACK
RECORD OF EATING PEOPLE.
HOBBIES
- EATING BEST BUY-CHAN'S EMPLOYEES
- THROWING PEOPLE INTO HIS BLOOD LAKE
- BEATING JIM AT CHECKERS
- PLAYING OLD FLASH GAMES
- SCANDALIZING THE MASSES
- FINDING NEW AND CREATIVE WAYS TO STOP HIS EMPLOYEES FROM UNIONIZING
- SPITTING IN THE FACE OF GOD
LISTENING TO
- MAYHEM
- DARKTHRONE
- MORTIIS
- BATHORY
- SARCOFAGO
- XASTHUR
- PANOPTICON
LIKES
- BODY HORROR
- EXPLOSIONS
- PRETENTIOUS BLACK METAL
- STRAWBERRY DAQUIRIS
- DHARUI
- ANTON LAVEY
- VIDEODROME
- DOOM ETERNAL
- INDUCING FEELINGS OF COSMIC HORROR
- LOUD NOISES
- RECREATIONAL SUBSTANCE USE